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Here we post funny stories about the things we got up to when we were young and what kind of punishments our parents/grandparents, etc. decided to hand down upon us for them. You can also share stories that aren’t your own!!

Should be some funny posts!!!

I’ll go first:

At my nonna’s house I used to love scaring the chickens in the chicken coop on the regular. Nonna and nonno HATED it. One day my nonno pegged his pabushi (slipper) at my head which actually knocked me unconcious HAHAHAAAA I woke up on the concrete with my nonna leaning over me crying her eyes out and cursing my nonno HAHAAA

did you ever try and make it easy by hiding stuff and etc?
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i remember heaps of times tryin to rig items so they didnt hurt so bad like when i grabbed my dad a stick that was almost broken but he didnt realise until he hit me with and it broke i tried not to laugh and he saw i was laughing then he got a bigger stick big mistake i couldnt sit for a week.
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“there is a old samoan story of three boys who all got in trouble and their dad told them to go get stick so the two oldest brothers grabed the thinest sticks they could find but it broke so their dad ripped a branch off a tree and gave them a hiding with that instead by then the youngest brother wasnt back yet so they all looked out the window and saw the lil bro walking up the hill with a log on his shoulder the dad laughed and said dont worry about u ill let u off this time.” i still find that funny i dont know why but i do thought i would share that story im bored

HAHAAA nah I never rigged items lol I couldn’t really. How do u rig a belt? Or your dad’s hand?? HAHA and there was NO WAY I was gonna rig nonno’s walking stick - fuck that thing hurt HAHAAAA

Mum used to get the wooden spoon or whatever was closest to her n peg it at me lol poor lady I used to give her so much grief.

One day we were in Church n I was making heaps of noise n running around n being a little shit so mum scooped me up n said “wait till I tell ur father” and started walking out. I was kicking n screaming the whole way out “please don’t tell dad, I wanna be good!!!! I promise I’ll be good!!!!” HAHAAAA. I was never scared of mum but as soon as she said things like, “Wait till ur father gets home” that’s when my heart used to beat twice as fast!!!

When I knew my punishment was coming dad used to say things like “I’ll give u a reason to cry” HAHAA derrr that’s why I was already crying!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew what was coming!!!!!!

Li Li - 03 September 2008 11:35 AM

At my nonna’s house I used to love scaring the chickens in the chicken coop on the regular. Nonna and nonno HATED it. One day my nonno pegged his pabushi (slipper) at my head which actually knocked me unconcious HAHAHAAAA I woke up on the concrete with my nonna leaning over me crying her eyes out and cursing my nonno HAHAAA

Hahaha OMG LiLi I’m still laughing. Thats nuts.

My grandpop had pigeons and one day I decided to put rocks through his pigeon food/seed grinder thingy. He never really used to belt us (maybe the occasional whack on the bum) but I’ll never forget the hiding I got from him when he found ground up rocks through his pigeon food.

The worst I got from my dad was when I convinced my little sister to help paint our kitchen a royal blue colour with dads model paints. I got the biggest belting of my life. I still remember the pain. Also copped it the time I tried to run away and climbed out of my 2nd floor bedroom window. The plan was to climb out and reach over to the drain pipe and slide down, but I couldn’t reach the pipe. My sister was there and shes like ‘I’m gonna get dad you’re gonna fall’ and even though I knew I was I’m like ‘no, please, don’t get dad, just help me up’. Well mum saw my legs dangling outside the kitchen window hahaha and I heard her scream ‘Michael! Rhiannas hanging out her bedroom window!’ Next minute my dad runs upstairs, drags me up ripping the buttons from my top, threw me on my bed and started belting me. I never tried to climb out my window again.

the worst for me was wait till u get home cause u knew it was bad when they said that.
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did they ever tell u we do it because we love you? lmfao i can only laugh about it now but it neva made sense as a kid

oh and it hurts me more than it does u lmfao yeah really how about we trade positions and i give u a hiding and then u tell me it hurts u more than it hurts me hahahahaha didnt understand that until i was older too

Yeah Rhi I was a little shit so I copped some beauties - that’s nothing lol

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA ohhhh Klasik that is too funny!! I copped those lines too!!!

“Wait till ur father gets home”
“Wait till i tell your father”
“Your father’s on his way home”
“Your father’s on the phone, he wants to talk to you”

Lisa: Hi daddy
Dad: Hello missy, are you behaving?
Lisa: Yes
Dad: Are you lying?
Lisa: Yes
Dad: Right, we will talk about it when I get home. And you get another one for lying.
Lisa: Ok

HAHAHAAAA SCARRED I TELL YOU!!!!

I also copped “Do as I say, not as I do” HAHAAA

thats the best one “DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO”

Oh snap another islander one is dont cry!!! why you cry for!!! hahahahahha ur hitting me of course im going to cry im a kid far ROFL

HAHAAA I think we had a very similar upbringing Klasik!!!

KLASIK.1 - 03 September 2008 01:57 PM

Oh snap another islander one is dont cry!!! why you cry for!!! hahahahahha ur hitting me of course im going to cry im a kid far ROFL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! We copped that one too!… aaahhh, I love this thread.

I was a good kid.... til I turned 16 All I know is that my Dad scared the absolute shit out of me lol. One look and I’d shit my dacks and STFU.

lol my dad STILL scares me HAHAA he is master of “the look” lol i know better than to fuck with him when he’s in a bad mood.

Trouble is, we are so much alike...both stubborn, both do what we want, etc. so when we do clash....WATCH OUT lol

we must of i thought islanders only got those lines hahahahahaha

omg i could go crazy with this lol
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im evil now and i was a evil lil fuck when i was young too
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i didnt get punished that much bc i was sneaky lol
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i stole my dads belt once so he wouldnt hit me with it lol

hahaa go sef, we want stories!!!

yeah i wanna hear stories what turned sef evil