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Let me start..;

Knocked Up;
Ben Stone: You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed. Do you smoke weed?
Alison Scott: No.
Ben Stone: At all?
Alison Scott: Uh-uh.
Ben Stone: Like… in the morning?
Alison Scott: No… I just… don’t.
Ben Stone: It is, like, the best medicine. ‘Cause it fixes everything. Jonah broke his elbow once. We just… got high and… it still clicks but, I mean, he’s ok.

‘I’m Pregnant.’
...’With Emotion?’

The majority of the lines in Step Brothers are quote worthy, lol.

“So many activities!!!!!!!!!”

nice one auds!!
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so i married and axe murderer: “two words:therapy”, “i’m smitten.  i’m in deep smit.”
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a night at the roxbury: “and who do you think that man was?  the mighty duck man himself, i was like EMILIO!”, “no....YEEEES”
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the man with two brains: “what are those assholes doing on the porch?” “they’re not assholes, its pronounced “azaleas"”
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snatch: “i thought you said he was a getaway driver? what the fuck can he get away from?”
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so many....

lao hu - 18 June 2010 09:26 AM

nice one auds!!
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Fight Club - ‘I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”

Pulp fiction - “did you see a sign outside my house that said dead nigga storage?”

Pulp fiction - “mmm That is a tasty burger” (I could quote this whole movie)

Jerry Maguire - “....my ambassador of Quan...”

The Shining - “here’s Johnny!!!!”

The naked gun - “Nice Beaver...”

The Terminator - “I’ll be back”

The last boy scout - “She’s 3 fingers on my scale. That means I’d lose 3 fingers if God would let me fuck her”

Lethal Weapon II - “We’re back we’re bad, you’re black I’m mad...”

The Exorcist - “you know what she did...your cunting daughter” (terrifying stuff)

beverly hills cop II: I would very much like you to meet Judy.  She can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose.
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silence of the lambs: helllo clarice (creee-peeee)
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kung fu panda: i see you like to chew. then perhaps you should...CHEW ON MY FIST
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dude where’s my car: and den…
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bad boys II: mike there’s a pappa rat humpin the shit out of this mamma rat, he’s straight pile drivin her.  they fuck just like us!

lao hu - 20 June 2010 02:09 PM

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bad boys II: mike there’s a pappa rat humpin the shit out of this mamma rat, he’s straight pile drivin her.  they fuck just like us!

HAHA I was watching this movie yesterday and OMG that was one of the funniest moments of the movie!!

nacho libre - these are my stretchy pants hahahahahaha oh that movie so stupid on many levels

Golden Child (too many!) : My dear, sweet brother Numsie!

Borat: Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

Coming to America: Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

Silence of the Lambs - “I can smell your cunt”

Trading Places - “If you wanted bubbles you had to fart in the tub”

Van Wilder - Party Liaison - “Don’t be a fool and wrap your tool”

Sudden Impact - “Go ahead, Make my day”

Dark Man - “Take the fucking Elephant”

The Big Lebowski - “Its been emotional”

B-Love

Auds - 22 June 2010 02:45 PM

Golden Child (too many!) : My dear, sweet brother Numsie!

Borat: Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

Coming to America: Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

hahahahah coming to america has so many most famous of all
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The Royal Penis is clean your highness

haha, inferior potassium. Love that one.

Scary Movie 2 - “...I’m just watchin’ SHA’KESPEARE IN LO’...”

Scary Movie 3 - The whole “wake up dead” scene plus “living over here / there and the rats / mice scene” HAHAHAA crack up!!!

Zoolander - “You can dere-lict my balls, capi-tan”

Stepbrothers (pretty much the whole movie but here’s some of my faves)

Dale: Oh no, I’m late for school.
Brennan: I’ll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers!!

Brennan: Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?

Brennan: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan: If you lick my butt hole.

Brennan: I’m not gonna’ call him Dad.
Nancy: Brennan, you’re 39 years old. I wouldn’t expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan: Well I’m not going to, EVER!! Even if there’s a fire! Robert better not get in my face, coz I’ll drop that mother fucker!!

And obviously the whole “sweet child o’ mine” scene

Dumb And Dumber - “Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention”

Anchorman - ALL OF IT

Knocked Up - “It rhymes with “shmishmortion”

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - “fizzy bubblech” “bubba-ganoosh” and “thank you horny little man” (like none of you saw that coming)

Oh my I heard one on the weekend which was brilliant!
Semi Pro:  Jackie Moon: ELE! Everybody love everybody!!!

If you see an opossum, kill it. It’s not a pet.
Clarence ‘Coffee’ Black: Who the fuck is Bambi?
Jackie Moon: Use small children as shields, bears like soft tender meat.

Garden State: By the way, it says BALLS on your face.

National Lampoons vacation - “You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it”

Beverly Hills Cop - “We’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe”

Bram Strokers Dracula - “Take me away from all this death”

B-Love

from The Sopranos

“Snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up...”

Legs? This guy was kicking one of these with his f##king leg, baaaaaaahhhhh and the plaster was falling down!
Because of my big legs and karate, I can do the splits no problem.
Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland!